Monday, August 1, 2011

Convo about me

15:59 < SapientSquirrel> Identifying screen locations of widgets isn't as hard
                        as identifying widgets :P
16:00 < Ishpeck> Story of my life for the last decade.
16:00 < SapientSquirrel> Yeup
16:00 < SapientSquirrel> Same boat
16:00 < SapientSquirrel> Which is why I gravitate so heavily toward xpath
16:01 < SapientSquirrel> Less characters to modify in browser automation when
                        the changes inevitably fuck everything up
16:01 < Ishpeck> Doesn't help matters any that different browsers each rendered
                the same code differently.
16:01 < SapientSquirrel> Yeahhh
16:01 < Ishpeck> Even between MSIE versions.
16:02 < Ishpeck> xpath is fine.  It really isn't any different than just
                document.getobjectbyid("blah")
16:03 < Ishpeck> Which, I suppose, is the number 1 reason why Phlik is in love
                with JS
16:05 < Ishpeck> But really, discovering the location of a widget you already
                know exists is megatrivial.
16:06 < Ishpeck> Crossing into the realm of another engine's DOM is where that
                idea gets fucked up.
16:07 < Ishpeck> ... which, I suppose, is the #2 reason why Phlik is so
                enamored with JS
16:11 < Ishpeck> Because when your widget discovery code is rendered within the
                engine itself, it implicitly glosses over the
                browser/engine-specific differences.
16:11 < SapientSquirrel> Hmm
16:11 < Ishpeck> I suppose this makes Phlik something like wise... If you're
                not doing web testing in JS, you're doing it wrong.
16:12 < SapientSquirrel> That may just be the case
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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

little brother

8:15 AM phlik: man i ust pushed out your little brother
 dudeman21inc: well seeing as how he is 6foot 4inches, are you in the hospital?
8:16 AM phlik: he was soft
  but it looked like you
 dudeman21inc: well my little brother doesn't look like me
  and how did you eat a clone of me?
  i've never been cloned
  and you seem to be a cannibal
 phlik: way to take it to the extream
 dudeman21inc: lol

Friday, February 18, 2011

on educational cartoons

10:12 AM Naomi: I just realized... I think most of the reason I know any classical music is Ren & Stimpy. :)
 PHLIK: isn't it sad that a show hated by most paretns gave you more culture then any parent ever will
10:13 AM Naomi: Hehehehe
10:14 AM PHLIK: It's true in a lot of things. Want your kids to learn the states or countries of the world let them watch anamainicas
  the list actually goes on and on

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Magic Underware

1:21 PM ishpeck: "Do you Mormons believe in Magical Underwear?"

"Everyone thinks underwear is magical. That's why advertisers use pictures of women wearing it; to evoke its magical, sales-summoning properties."
  
1:22 PM phlik: lol
  
 phlik: i was going to say i believe in the push up braw it is magic.

Free Speech

PHLIK: lol
2:34 PM this is why you never put in writing any thing that can be tracked back to you
  any thing dragatory
2:35 PM LLAMA: see, teachers should be allowed to call their students piles of shit
  if a parent has a problem with it
  honestly its probably your kid thats a shithead
2:36 PM PHLIK: yep
2:37 PM LLAMA: if they fire her, that district is going to lose a ton in a wrongful termination suit
 PHLIK: ya
  now if she wrote it on work time they might be able to take the content as work for hire :P
2:38 PM but i don't think they can do any thing about it
 LLAMA: they don't have an internet fair use policy
  their mistake
 PHLIK: and a no blogging policey
 LLAMA: so they can't dictate what was right/wrong to do on the internet during work time :D
 PHLIK: true
  which reminds me
 LLAMA: tahts why its going to be a landslide wrongful termination suit

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

You Smell

(12:56:19) Phlik By the way you do smell today
(12:57:05) Fuf ha WTF I do not smell!!!!!!
(12:57:12) Phlik Yes you do.
(12:57:23) Fuf Pfffffft....
(12:57:29) Phlik I didn't say you smell bad just that you smell
(12:57:33) Phlik :P
(12:57:54) Fuf haha well when most people say you smell, it's generally not a positive thing!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Feminists are henceforth female chauvinists

(08:34:02) Ishpeck So... is the word "douche" meant to represent the masculine version of "whore?"


(08:34:14) Phlik i don't know


(08:34:25) Phlik i always think of it as the thing a woman uses to clean them selves


(08:34:45) Ishpeck For a douche ends up nestled in only the filthiest of twats and discerns them all the same... that indescriminate nature seems rather whore-like.


(08:35:00) Phlik lol


(08:35:27) Ishpeck Has our culture finally evolved to the point of recognizing whoredom in men?


(08:35:37) Phlik lol


(08:35:38) Phlik yes


(08:35:43) Phlik but that aplaude it usually


(08:35:46) Phlik points to rock starts


(08:35:53) Ishpeck Alright, feminists may all consider their work done.


(08:37:57) Ishpeck From henceforth, all persons assuming the title "feminist activist" are now just female chauvinists.


(08:38:10) Phlik lol


(08:38:20) Ishpeck Because we've reached equity.


(08:38:33) Ishpeck And any further pushing in womens' favor is inequitable.